I'm on holidays and need a break from making constant witty squirrel repartee, so please help out, friends.
I'm seeing a lot of great captions on Instagram (@diaryofasquirrel) and Twitter (@diarysquirrel). You can also privately email me captions at email@example.com, but then you will only have my audience, and not the world wide fame of a public post.
So send in your captions, be they clever, silly, non sequitur, or as one friend on Instagram has chosen, Trump tweets. Everyone's a winner!